Увидел вакансию.
Не шедевр, но глоток свежего воздуха
как минимум. Был бы мастер в Java/Scala, тут
же бы им отписался.
Практически
полный текст:
Searching for 2 Fucking
Great Developers ($115k - $140k / yr) (San Diego)
If you're a great
fucking developer who wants to make a bunch of money working
somewhere awesome then keep reading. We're a San Diego Tech Company
(relocation covered for the right candidates) that's looking for not
one but two awesome developers. So digest this ad, accept your fate,
and take one last lap around your office to say goodbye to your
friends because you're about to upgrade.
The Pay:
Starting Salary Range:
$115,000 - $140,000 / yr + Medical + Dental + Stock Options +
Relocation costs up to $2,500
The Job:
Our current stack runs
on Scala, Java, MongoDB, Redis, Bootstrap, Play Framework, Guice, and
AngularJS. If you think you can handle that shit, then it'd be
fucking awesome if you also knew SQL. Mostly looks great but you've
never touched Scala or MongoDB? That happens, so fucking check them
out and include a blurb with your job app with why you're excited to
fucking learn and use them.
What You'll Be Doing:
This quarter you'll be
adding kick ass new features to our already massively successful
products. Afterwards depending on your ability, interests, and
attitude you'll be working on any number of projects like new
products, internal tools, improving our already fucking great
scalable architecture, or skunk works machine learning data analysis
for new product R&D.
On Leaving Whatever The
Fuck You're Doing Now:
Don't fucking worry
about it. They'll find somebody else and you'll be off balling with a
fresh start. It doesn't matter if you have a great job, shit job, or
you're marathon'ing through X-Files on Netflix while collecting
unemployment. Mulder and Scully will be right where you left them,
and your ex-coworkers will stay in touch too but honestly fuck 'em,
you'll have new, better friends.
The People:
I promised new friends
didn't I? We have boys, we have girls, we have kite surfers, we have
regular surfers, we have video game fanatics, we have clubbers (night
clubs, not seals), we have a Scottish guy, we have a Serbian girl, we
have movie nerds, we have board game nerds, we have regular nerds, we
have musicians, and we have somebody out this week for Coachella.
Look, the fact is we can fill whatever type of friendship void you
have.
The Environment:
We're on the top floor
of a building right next door to a fucking brewery. We have Arcade
games (yes we have Mortal Kombat), Pinball, and free fucking water.
The floor we are on is filled exclusively with tech startups and we
have a huge monthly Werewolf
(http://www.games-wiki.org/wiki/Werewolves_of_Millers_Hollow/) game
(beer included) held in our break room comprised of people from all
of the companies on the floor, as well as from various other
companies downtown.
Company Fucking
Meetings:
We celebrate our
successes and we've had a lot of them lately, hence the hiring. In
the last year alone we've gone on a sailing trip, a downtown
scavenger hunt, frisbee golfing, kart racing, and more. Next up? Not
sure but it's always a group decision. . .Laser tag, paintball,
movies, or even repeats of things we've done and enjoyed are all on
the table. How about you fucking suggest something?
Hiring Process:
1) You e-mail us the
shit requested in this job ad.
2) We video skype and
figure out if you know what you said you know.
3) You come meet the
team for a vibe check.
4) Tell everybody about
how great your fucking life just became because you're super fucking
hired.
Good Ideas:
Send us some self
assessed scores for the job requirements listed above. -- Don't you
fucking bullshit us, we're going to find out during the Skype call so
don't waste your time or ours. I'm fucking serious if you're thinking
about putting a 9/10 for Javascript and you don't know what a closure
is you're responding to the wrong ad. -- Answer honestly, maybe we
don't give as many fucks about Javascript as you think so 6/10 is
fine.
E-mail us an excerpt of
some code you've written that you're proud of. -- Tell us why out of
all the shit code you've written in your life you decided to send us
that.
Type something to us.
Anything. Tell us something about yourself. -- This section will not
be graded.
You're Doing It Wrong:
Shit I have to go read
through my notes on algorithm efficiency and study up on logic brain
teasers. -- Nope.
I need to update my
resume. -- Nah, if it's out of date just put NEEDS updating.
I better get my
interview clothes dry cleaned. -- Slow your roll, after the e-mail
screen it's a Skype video call.
P.S. Share this shit.
Don't be worried about friends or coworkers stealing your job, there
are two fucking jobs open. Maybe even more if we find people that we
can't pass up.
P.P.S. We do not
encourage or display profanity levels above the social norm in the
work place. As such, profanity will not be accepted in lieu of skill
original post http://vasnake.blogspot.com/2015/05/blog-post.html
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